
lol this goes out to my girl miranda
Girl, Dont go there! Cuz when you get there, I will be there… and Im going to make you wish you stayed right here.
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More smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.
Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they’re going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We’re so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We’re insulted you would even ask. Of course we do. Updated 4/13/12: Updated 3/8/12: Updated 2/22/12: Updated 2/7/12: Updated 1/19/1
I can count all the fucks I give on one hand. Oops, I don’t have any fingers. I must give zero fucks.
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