Untitled
lol this goes out to my girl miranda

lol this goes out to my girl miranda

May your spray tan session, not be as scary as Big Ang’s was.Via someecards

May your spray tan session, not be as scary as Big Ang’s was.

Via someecards

Girl, Dont go there! Cuz when you get there, I will be there… and Im going to make you wish you stayed right here.Via someecards

Girl, Dont go there! Cuz when you get there, I will be there… and Im going to make you wish you stayed right here.

Via someecards

More smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they’re going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We’re so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We’re insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.                 Updated 4/13/12:                     Updated 3/8/12:               Updated 2/22/12:               Updated 2/7/12:               Updated 1/19/1

More smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they’re going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We’re so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We’re insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.                 Updated 4/13/12:                     Updated 3/8/12:               Updated 2/22/12:               Updated 2/7/12:               Updated 1/19/1

I never believed in miracles, but, I haven’t killed you, yet. And that’s something!Via someecards

I never believed in miracles, but, I haven’t killed you, yet. And that’s something!

Via someecards

Fuck you, thunder. You can suck my dick.Via someecards

Fuck you, thunder. You can suck my dick.

Via someecards

I can count all the fucks I give on one hand. Oops, I don’t have any fingers. I must give zero fucks.Via someecards

I can count all the fucks I give on one hand. Oops, I don’t have any fingers. I must give zero fucks.

Via someecards

Enjoy these joyfully obnoxious new ecards for Ted (The Movie)!See all ecards for Ted (The Movie) »Via someecards
Just wanted to check in and see how not answering my calls is goingVia someecards

Just wanted to check in and see how not answering my calls is going

Via someecards